Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
actually we should all record ourselves saying “hi, this is joseph fink, creator of welcome to night vale”, merge all the audio together and then send it to him
IN THE FLESH MEME ▶ [3/3] quotes
"Hi. This is Joseph Fink, creator of Welcome to Night Vale."
"Joe, honey, this is your mother, not your radio show."
Favorite Theatre Ladies [6/10] → Kara LIndsay
jeez, it’s been ages since i’ve draw all 4 together.
"Are you sure that’s a real spell?" said the girl. "Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard—I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough—I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”
having grown up with the HP series, i have said on multiple occasions that i am hermione granger. it’s no coincidence that we’ve never been in the same room, and i too am a magical bossy know-it-all with big hair who’s smart in school.
but now…now it’s OFFICIAL. and here are the pics to prove it~
photos taken/edited by ArtsyRaccoon, it was my first time working with her and she did an AMAZING job and was so sweet, please go check her out ;-;
more photos from this shoot HERE
More abandoned house pics
in the flesh + tumblr posts
Joe Walker with Team Starkid at the LeakyCon Panel after AVPSY
I felt fancy today
way too fancy
i can’t stand it when people complain about how expensive printer ink is, like it’s “”capitalism’s fault”“. do you have any idea how hard it is to milk a squid
chloebannet replied to your photoset “cal gets a new calculator without realizing how advanced it is and…”
i’ve had a TI 84 plus silver edition since 7th grade but i didn’t know there was a C version with COLOR
i didn’t know i could be this pumped about a calcULATOR